Sleep.

I’m a tosser and turner. Every day I wake up and my sheet is crumpled, undone, the mattress exposed to the air. My eyes spot the sweat ingrained in this years old mattress and the questionable stains. Pillows and blankets strewn everywhere, on the floor, at the bottom of the bed. This is all I’ve known. The first sight every morning for as long as I can remember. However, occasionally, I wake up and everything remains in place as it was when I climbed into bed the night before. The sheet is intact, perfectly flat, ridge less, uncrinkled, the topography of my bed resembling the Bolivian salt flats, stark, devoid of any life bar the bogie meteorites from a late night rummage and a curly pube neither black nor ginger. My pillows and blankets, support my neck and cover my naked body, nothing fallen or kicked away. I have remained motionless, catatonic for 8 hours and 24 minutes. Is my body telling me something? What inner peace have I somehow happened into that has rendered a happy, rested mind. As I get up and walk into the bathroom I’m still disturbed by the sight of near perfection that has met me today. I plonk myself onto the toilet seat and start to push the urine from my cock. I enjoy sitting down, it affords you more time to contemplate, you can read, watch a video as well as making sure there is no unnecessary spillage on a trouser or leg. I’m distracted now by the stopping and starting of the urinary flow that I like to do. I don’t know why I do it, stopping and starting the flow, the piss tickling my insides desperate to get out. I think it comes with the idea of control. The notion that you are in control of your functions, you have the final say, mind over everything. I hope to build a vast memory of these moments so when I am old, I will forget the incontinence that grips my body and remember to those young buck days when I controlled my piss. I think I read somewhere that in doing this, random stops and starts, you strengthen your muscles down there and your capability to resist the jutting pressure to expel all piss as quick as possible in the hope that you will last longer in bed. Anything to help the cause.